OMG, It's Michelle Tanner!!!

I went to the union square barnes and noble today along with 8 billion other dorks to get the new mary kate and ashley book signed by none other than mary kate and ashley. However, once i arrived i wasnt entirely sure if i was there for MK and ash, or the president.

Step 1:Purchase book downstairs.

Step 2: trade in receipt for beautiful hot pink wrist band that gives you access to the 4th floor.

Step 3: Receive outragously long list of rules.
Step 4: Wait in outragously long line.Step 5: Get bag searched and remove coat before approaching the twins on stage becuase we all know how many mary kate and ashley assasins are out there hiding guns underneath their marc jacobs coats.
Step 7: Finally get your book signed and as angry as you were about how losery this thing you're doing is, you can't get that giddy smile off your face. Ashley you are 8 million times prettier than your sister. Sorry Mary Kate, you wear really cool clothes, but lay off the drugs. you look 10 years older than ashley.
Step 8: Exit the building and laugh at all the PETA protestors. Leave the olsen twins alone and go enjoy a cheeseburger..Final Conclusion: I wish i was an olsen twin.