The Photoshoot.

yes, my mom made leroy and i fly home to take family photos.

yes, she tricked me into getting some lady to smear make up all over my face.

and yes, we had to take alone pictures.

wallet and poster size prints are available upon request.

Jenn's Dream Man # 3

Growing up as a girl you are told fairy tales of meeting your soulmate. One who shares your hopes, dreams, and views on life. In times of trouble this is the person you turn to. I had my doubts, but yesterday I found this person--or at least his car.


* Alexis was kind enough to note that JB can also be exchanged for "Justin Bobby" if thats your kind of thing

Happy National Hamburger Day (yesterday...)

Overheard in 52w14 #6

"No, Nerdo. Jean on jean is a canadian tuxedo. Tie-Dye on Tie-Dye is awesome..."-Jenn

Teehee2.

teehee.

I did it with Martha...in a vineyard...all weekend long.

we ate in a backyard.

we ate on a beach.

we ate in a house.

then we got full and came home.

Thanks Lin, you're the best.

Reality TV at its best

We've watched The Paper on MTV all season long for 2 reasons:

1. It's the best show ever
2. The kids on it are Jenn's little sister's best friends.

Finally, in the season finale, we got what we've been waiting for: A cameo from the one and only Alessandra Elizabeth Heinen.

(00:10:22)

butt buddies 4eva

(hell ya their butts are touching)

Congrats on your first day Alli Balick

Things that are awesome #4

When Pigs Fly--CLICK HERE

Ahh Technology.

All the hard work I put in at Parson's was well worth it because of this awesome graduation gift Alli sent me (THANKSSSSSSSSS).
Now this game rules because you get to drive with an actual steering wheel. It also rules because through the wonder that is the information super highway, i get to race against alli whose all the way in LA. Here she is saying hello to me in WiiLand.


Now if this is how we're going to be playing video games from now on, i have a lot of practicing to do. So far alli is 3 for 3.
You guys should all leave your houses and go purchase this wonderful toy so we can all play together.

See u in WiiLand.

Sex Ed 101

yesterday i started a new freelance job.

leroy came with me and fell in lust with a lady dog.

This was the result:

I sent the photo to my mother and she came back with this educational response:

I can't believe you took a picture. Just because they can't have babies doesn't mean they don't have any desire. It won't be the last time.

Nerdo had fun last night.

Mac'n Mondays.

We try not to steal from other blogs, but this was too good.

Turning Over a new Leaf in 52w14

The Aftermath

This is really freaking us out...

Spotted at the Met Costume Institute Gala:

My Identical Twin (I actually own that dress!!!)(source:perezhilton.com)

paintball is life...the rest is just detals.

• If you're not livin on the edge, you're takin up too much room.
• There's no I in team.
• Record's are made to be broken.
• We will rock you.
• A tie is like kissing your sister.
• The final score is the only statistic that matters.
• It's do or die.

No pain, no gain.

Jenn's Dream Man (again)

At Abbey's birthday party this morning I was shocked to see the future love of my life. That guy behind me wearing that button down shirt--I love him. His shirt looks plaid in the picture (just click on it for a better view) but in real life, and in my greatest fantasies, it's tie-dyed.Not only is he just my style, he was also brunching in one of my favorite restaurants. We clearly belong together. Is this love?

Happy Birthday Dad!

Of course we got cake w/ a candle in honor of you at brunch this morning.

Special Cereal Day

my brother and i weren't allowed to have junk food in the house (probably the reason i am the way i am...) anyways every May 3rd(also my dad's birthday) was special cereal day...the best day...we got to go to publix and each pick out any box of cereal we wanted.

now i usually played it safe w/ a box of lucky charms..sometimes fruit loops or trix...my brother on the other hand would always experiment with something weird.

Being that today is special cereal day, we took a trip to gristedes (PUKEstedes according to jenn). at first i was gonna take my brothers strategy and get cinnabon cereal..but then i changed my mind and decided i just wanted to get lucky charms...and of course PUKEstedes didn't have any...but then i found the perfect compromise...fuit loops w/ marshmallows!

happy special cereal day!

Mangled in 52w14

Victim: Dwight Schrute
Culprit: Leroy Bear

Cross Country Threesome

Another week, another chance to meet Mei online for a drink. But it got even better, because the father ("It's me! Kim!") in our family equation was back in town and that equals thrice the fun. Plus, no need for a paternity test in this family; check out how father and daughter break out overjoyed asian facial expressions as soon as they hear the word "camera". It was truly delightful to have the family together and we even managed to have a virtual dance pahti (that's Korean for party).

Welcome home Kim, We missed you MUCHO.

Jenn <3's the 90's

Elana found this awesome site where you can design your own doc martens.

Jenn these are for you..

http://www.dmbootdesign.com/