WWKD?

It finally happened, and as we all expected the Kid Rock/Lynyrd Skynyrd concert (w/ special guest Rev Run!) totally rocked. Alexis and I were joined by our own special guest star Doc.

We had such an incredible time last night that we decided to share some pointers with our fans about how important style is in the rock n' roll world. Below a simple guide:

1. Wearing a scrunchie is a nice way to sex up an outfit while still looking mature.
2. An American flag bikini can really inspire love for the U.S.A. Also, the classiest décolleté is
tie-dyed with the neck collar attached by a few threads.
3. Wearing a shirt that is longer than your shorts is an elegant way to make it look like you
aren't wearing any pants
4. Braiding your rattail demonstrates you take the time to groom your assets.
5. A Kid Rock concert tee styled to look like a Grateful Dead concert tee is pretty much as
bad-ass as you can get.

Our flawless appearances were only helped by our dancing prowess. Let it suffice to say that fist pumps, devil horns, and peace signs were thrown around with reckless abandonment while we moshed with incredible skill and grace.
In fact our moves were so impressive they caught the eye of a lovely lady we like to call "New Jersey." Click on the image below for a better look at how the love story went.


We made so many great friends at the concert we were really sad when it was over. Little did we know we hadn't even made the best mistake of the night yet. While walking out of the venue Lex asked pretty much everyone who walked by if they could help us get back to the Big Apple. Nobody wanted to help us and we were feeling pretty hurt until our knight in shining armor showed up---JOEY.
In hindsight following Joey and his friends onto a ferry to Pennsylvania might not have been the "best" idea, but we did get to spend some quality time with some quality people. And Joey did get to go to 2nd base with Alexis.
After saying our hard goodbyes we continued our adventure wandering the streets (in a state that was not the state we live in and not the state the concert was in) for hours getting increasingly lost because everyone in Philadelphia thought it would be funny to lie to us when giving directions. Thankfully we accidently ended up just a few blocks from the wonderful Kate and Haley who opened their home to us so we didn't have to sleep on the streets of Killadelphia.
So in the end we didn't make it back to New York until today, Leroy was left alone all night, and we pointlessly spent a small fortune on public transportation (cabs, trains, boats, etc.), and Doc might have impregnated New Jersey.

No Regrets.