Our dear friend Alex Mags got fired today. He is shortly going to be broke. Because of this we devised a list of things he would do for money.
For $1:
-make out with lex (w/ tongue)
-read "Confessions of an Heiress" by Paris Hilton cover to cover (that's what hes doing right now as i post this....)
-write jenn's cover letter(she got fired/retired too)
-get a part time job at anthropologie
For $5-$100:
-lick the 14th street sidewalk (w/ tongue)
-make out with leroy (w/ tongue)
-kiss sam (w/ no tongue)
-drink the rest of his beer through his nose
-HARDCORE clean the 52w14 living room
-wrap leroy's dirty pee pad around your waist like a towell
-go to new jersey
-go a week with out having sex
He would like to ad that if anyone has anything they want him to do for either $1 or 5$-$100 to please let him know. you can reach him at fired@mags.com
I'd like to end this post with a quote:
"This is gonna work out great for me. I'm gonna get really skinny and become a male model."-Alex Mags
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I don't know who this dude is but if he got a put on the blog he must be semi-cool. I will donate $1 if he goes to this casting TODAY.
http://fashionista.com/2008/04/post_1047.php
If he gets the job, I want an agents cut. Good luck!
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