Things that are Awesome #10

52w14 loves school supplies. Here's a really neat notebook.
Pretty much anything you write is going to look cooler scrawled on the streets of the big apple.
*via coolhunting

LA makes me stupid.

ok so a girl we know just got engaged (congrats brooke!) and somebody wrote this on her wall:
then this is what went down (i was completely dead serious):
Me: somebody wrote on brookes wall: congrats x0.
does that means no congrats?
Alli: Huh?
Me: congrats times 0 equals 0 congrats. why would they say that?
Alli: haaa you're a dork
Me: Why?
Alli: wait, are you being serious?
Me: yes...
Alli: it means xoxo
Me: oh...

and THEN...we went to a like a burger and milkshake place that my friend justin polk works at and on our way out i saw this shake:and i said, "i wonder what these green shakes are, everybody seems to be ordering them." alli then responded, "they're just green cups...."

my final conclusion is that i beleive it is best i return to new york and reunite with my brain.

Jenn's Dream Education # 15

Yes, those are braids for "a fun '60s look!"
Thanks for nothing Wesleyan.
Thanks for teaching me the way Jeffzilla (as in Mozilla)

tomorow I go visit alli in LA

To Do List:
1. get tan and wear flip flops at all times.
2. eat a cheeseburger at father's office.
3. find justin bobby and make him mine.

Jenn's Dream Disease #14

Well, this would certainly be a [tie-dyed] blast.

:)

It turns out annoying emoticons have been around since 1881. Thank you for that Puck Magazine. ;P :O :-I :D
uh oh, maybe i love emoticons...

that makes me wanna ;.....(
that means cry...

ok im done now.

Parenting 101

This weekend (popo 09 p1 nyc) was special for many reasons. I got to see lots of special people who I miss very much. One of these people was my daughter Melissa (she is pictured below, tying her shoe). Another of these people was Kate (she is pictured below...stretching.) Kate is currently a 10th grade math teacher in Killadelphia. Kate teaches a student named LE-A. How would you pronounce that?
What ever you said I bet it's wrong. Because it's impossible to guess something this awesome. Even Melissa's dance moves aren't that awesome.

It is pronounced LeDASHa. She wins.

Photo Entry Winner

We have chosen a winner from the millions of photo entrys we received for the people who couldn't make it in person to the "dress as your favorite blog post" contest we had at the big party this weekend.

Congratulations to Lauf. She has won with style and grace all the way from Berlin. Without further ado...

Her Intro:
Not to be a brown-noser or anything, but seriously guys, you expect me to pick a single ONE favorite blog post?? Chyeah right! So here I present to you, as recreated a 2nd time, my salute to 52W14: ShaWING!

Her Photos complete with detailed descriptions:
Image One: "Liz is an Eggo waffle": In this picture, I am dressed as a two-year old, freezer burned (that's the bubble wrap hanging from my body) Eggo waffle, half emerged from an open plastic wrapper. Yes, I am wrapped in my duvet. Yes the freezer burn is 2 pieces of bubble wrap (there was no tulle at the Turkish market!!). Yes I cut the bottom out of a trash bag. It's conceptual people!Image Two: Cloverfield: So, I cloverfielded it. (I also cloverfielded my room before the photo shoot, to give you some background.)
Image Three: Jenn's Dream Shirt #?": And the butterfly that emerged from the cocoon just happened to be wearing Jenn's Dream Shirt. Not only is it tye-dye, it's also cropped (okay that may be more My dream shirt) and has a "Give Blood" insignia.

We lauff you very very much. Ya did good. Love, 52w14.

Happy Blogday

LAST NIGHT WAS AWESOME.

We'd like to thank all our fans who made the Tropical an even more magical place.

Dress as your favorite blog post contest results:

Winner: Kim as "I lost a bet and had to tattoo my friend's last name on my ass"

Honorable Mentions:
Melissa Louie as "Kim in a bush"
Lindsay Barron & Crew as "Lex the crybaby"
Alex Chung as "Nerdo"

Click Here to See all the Fun

Buttney vs Velociraptor

The fight is never over. Buttney has valiantly continued the battle and has officially entered the photo-entry arena.
**Please note that the photo-entry contest is the one we mentioned a couple weeks ago where you send in photos of yourself in your "favorite blog post" costume to help 52w14 celebrate our first birthday. Can't wait to see yours Alli!

The Bar is Set

So some of you might have heard the blog party is accepting photo entries for those of our dear fans who are geographically disabled [from attending the blog party]. Tonight we received our first entry.
From Marri & Ari:

Entitled: "Oh My God, It's Michelle Tanner!"

My Costume: Attached.

Man Who Will Play Uncle Jesse: Arijit Sen

Just let us know if we win, and we will prepare an acceptance speech via webcam.

Now you know how serious the dress as your favorite blog post rule is. See you tomorrow.

Alexis Solved.

Jenn thinks i blog about junk food too much. but i don't care. she loves tye dye. i love junk food.
and its not my fault she found this amazing article that explains my addiction:

basically it says that scientists in England did this crazy Gas Chromatography study and found out that fries have a scent bouqet of butterscotch, bitter cocoa, onion, cheese, flowers and even …ironing boards. this is why theyre are so freaking delicious and it is not my fault that i can't live without them.

The Best Night Ever.

This Friday is the big night. The blog party of the year. (click invite to enlarge)Not only is it an extra special night for the blog, we will also have a very important guest:

Melissa Wa Quan Louie.

See you there (dressed as your favorite blog post) this Friday (Feb 13, 2009) at the coolest bar in the big apple (TROPICAL 128).

Jenn's Dream Earplugs #13

Today I got a very special package in the mail from someone whom i lauf very much, Elisabeth "Is this a DVD Player?!?!" L**ff*r.

Yes, those are tie-dyed earplugs. I'm so going to be the coolest grandma at the Grateful Dead show.

I NEED THIS.

Alli, I love hate you for finding this. I am now going to be thinking about this very tall, magical cookie way too often.I'm pretty positive that I will try and recreate this beauty in the very near future.

Supah Star of the Day

Congratulations, Elana, for winning the first ever supah star of the day award. she doesn't know she won yet because shes so busy cloverfielding 52w14. we love her very much. Your prize is an invitation to the blog party. can't wait to see you there!

Things that are awesome #5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 9.5

NY1 told me it was going to be warm out.

That is why my feet looked like this while i was waiting in the super long warm weather shake shack line.
NY1 lied(kinda). Luckily I came prepared and this is how I enjoyed my shack burger.I guess I may have busted out the flip flops a bit too soon...but whatever, flip flops rule.

Overheard in 52w14 #15

Don't get me wrong, I love the big apple but...

Alexis: "Duh it's in New York City...it's BIGGER, BADDER, BETTER."*

*NONE of this information has been exaggerated/emphasized for comedic effect

pubLEX..teeehheeeee

Publix. Click to learn why Shopping is such a PLEASURE.

Jessica the Bestica

This morning 52w14 came across yet another totally awesome thing on the internet: digital bacon. Basically you can Bacon-ify any website by just placing bacolicio.us in front of any URL. So, we did it to 52w14 and showed a few friends our hilarious brilliance--or so we thought...Then we shared this information with Jessica, pretty much the phattest person we know (though she does get her period A LOT). She did this:
Even the title tags (that thing you see on the very top of your browser window for all you techtards/kim) saw the light.*
Before:
After:

*52w14 loves animals...and bacon

Overheard in 52w14 #14

Elana: I defriended that guy who never called me.

Alexis: Which guy?

Jenn: Ummm, can we put that on the blog?

Alexis: Yes, yes we can.

Jack is Back

I went to the doctor this morning.
This is what I found right next to the biopsy tools. The killing tool box.

I'm That Into You, Jen

Elana informed me about this really awesome "he's just not that into you" viewing party that jen ghersi is throwing.After learning about this, I emailed her sister, Jessica, to see if she was aware of how awesome her sister was. I then scrolled down the invite and found the answer to my question.Jen, did my invitation get lost in cyberspace?

Post Camden, NJ Lot

Kids on Drugs



Coolest Dad Ever.

**Updated: Alexis' father Abbey, is actually the coolest (and smartest) dad. After viewing the video Abbey came along with an incredible revelation: "You know, it must have been the anesthesia..."
MYSTERY SOLVED--Thanks Abbs!

This is neat.

I Lego NY

Song & Dance

Incase there aren't any interesting commercials on today...

Overheard in 52w14 #13

"I'm really good at online flirting...I really am."
-Alexis
Feb 1, 2009 11:44 am

*Updated
"I am."
11:46 am

**(in reference to this post)
"You're killing my game!"
11:48 am

Overheard in 52w14 #12

"I got home and wikipediaed hoods cause I was gonna do an ode, to like the dude who invented hoods. But then it was like the Klu Klux Klan..."
-Alexis
Feb 1, 2009