Who wins?

Lex and I have been bickering a lot lately (all in love of course). In an effort to decide once and for all who has better essential life skills we took a little test.

I could survive for 54 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

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I could survive for 38 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

Created by Bunk Beds Pedia

Please guess who won--and why--in the comment section. We also encourage you to post your own scores. The best answer will receive a special prize. We will be announcing the true champion tomorrow evening.