Wrestling with the Big Apple

Last night Kim and I went to go see a movie. So...we headed to the heart of the Big Apple--Times Square! It was also coincidentally the same night that Notorious was opening, so we made sure to show up in style.*
We were then lucky enough to wine and dine at one of NYC's finest dining establishments--Red Lobster.*
We spent so much time showing the world how much we loved Times Square, and battling the ticket machines, that our movie was sold out.
We decided to leave the hummerzine behind and get a real big apple experience on the Subway. Thankfully we befriended some MTA employees who were super helpful and taught us how to use New York transit--I can't believe how cayute those subway cards are!
I don't know why people say that New Yorkers aren't friendly. I mean they just love to have fun--for goodness sake they even conga line in the stations!*
Kim was so overtaken with fun and emotion she forgot how to use her words.


*Some story elements may be slightly untrue/complete lies.