Do I look like a fire hydrant?

Today Alli and I took Coop and Mini Coop (leroy) to "dog beach". the boys were running around doing their thing so we sat down and watched. i was wearing only a bikini top with lots of skin exposed. then this giant chocolate lab came up behind me. it all happened in slow motion because i noticed the sound of running water before i felt the warm liquid cover my entire back. i stood up and screamed, "i got peed on!!!! what do i do!?!?!?" alli said through all her laughter to go wash it off in the ocean. i threw my phone at her, took of my shorts, and ran into the ocean screaming like a little girl. then i laughed. then i laughed some more. then the owner of the giant chocolate lab politely offered to let leroy pee all over his back...