Overheard at Ray's

so last night i went to grab a slice at the pizza place on houston and ludlow. it was like 8ish or so and these awesome two little girls were in front of me in line. they looked SUPER young but they were totally little badasses w/ all that thick eyeliner. anyways, this is how it went down:

awesome teenage badass: ya so we're at the hookah bar across the street and i left my id there so can you just give me a drink?
pizza man: seriously? you're not even 18.
awesome teenage badass: uhhh ya ok whatever im 19!