Mom, Why did you make me go to kindergarten twice?

im bored at home with no family, so tonight i went through the garage to see what i could find. i found old paintings i did when i was 7, old science projects (none as awesome as the eggo science fair of 2008), and then i found my kindergarten diplomaS. yes, plural. i used to get mad at my mom for making me go twice, cuz you know, who goes to kindergarten twice? but now i understand what she was doing. she was getting me ready for my future education process. kindergarten was so fun, why not do it twice? college was so fun, why not do it twice?