The important things.

My parents are in asia and my dad just got a new phone. not the best combination. that means he's regularly sending me really insightful emails like thisafter calling him a weirdo i responded with an even more must-respond-asap-even-though-you're-on-the-other-side-of-the-world email. keep in mind this is the 3rd (4th including my mom) member of the kaplan family that alli has inquired about the missing cookies to. and keep in mind that im not in miami.it turns out alyne used the cookies for her holiday baskets and alli will go to bed unsatisfied for the second night in a row.