Tomatoes doing IT

Leroy goes Skeeing

Last night was a big night. It was the first night that our dear alternate Liam Skeeed. He has long come to participate as a spectator while we let the good times roll, but finally had his chance to show his stuff. And show his stuff he did. We expect big things from him in the future (of course our dear coach Jerry Juice once said similar things about me...). Here's our boy in action:
However, while Liam was great, last night was epic for a totally different reason. It was Leroy's first outing to a bar. Everyone was overcome with excitement.

So much so in fact that Lex decided to throw out her camera in celebration (thanks to the skee.e.o's for providing us with photo documentation). Luckily, Leroy is a great model...
He was really channeling his inner human/muppet. But upon realizing he was much lower to the ground than most (and had no opposable thumbs with which to pick up a skee ball), Leroy decided to get attention the good old fashion way...

Beer.

Soon enough, things started getting a little weird. Now normally when i get tanked i take my clothes off, but Leroy seemed to do just the opposite.
He was a hit, rolling was fun, and we must even give a shout out to the Lewinskees who had quite the night on the lanes. Also, mazel tov to our friends in San Fran (who had their first night of regulated play yesterday) the Live Skee Die Hards.

However, as all good things do, the night had to end at some point--besides, by the time we were done rolling it appeared the beer had gone straight to Leroy's head...

The End.

p.s. we also made tomato porn

the hot mammies screaming Ay dummy...

(this conversation has not been tampered with in any way)

christopher
Did you know Will Smith had a hit single about Miami?
11:49

lex
no hows it go?
11:50

christopher
"Welcome to Miami / Mi hablieo ah Miami"


*Not only did this song win the 1999 MTV Award for Best Special Effects In a Video but also the hearts of millions across the globe who longed to get jiggy Big Willy style in that glorious south-sea merengue melting pot.

Bienvenido al Willenium.

Jenn's Dream Man.

seen en route from jenn's bedroom to the bathroom this morning.

Overheard in 52w14 #1

"i wish we had secret pizza...we should plant secret pizzas all over the apartment." -Alexis (lex)

The Holy Grail

I hand decorated my chalice. 52w14 is now selling personalized cuplike blossoms.

Please contact Jenny From Da Block for more information.

this rocks.

so its 1 24 am and the greatest thing just happened to me(lex). i had to stay in and work tonight so its just me and leroy over here in 52w14. i was super hungry but like, ya know, this apt just never has food. but i decided to get up and look anyways cuz i was f in hungry and u never know. i figured maybe id find a pkraft single or something...but then, i opened the fridge, and there was 2 pieces of cold delicious pizza (topped with fresh garlic of course in order to cancel out the cholesterol)that i had completely forgotten about. it was just so much better than a piece of cheese. staying in to work tonight was totally worth it...im going to get the second piece now. later.

Things That are Always Funny #1

when people suck on helium and then talk.

Sheldon's Child's Long Lost Audition Tape

A Total SKEEclipse of the Heart.

"An eclipse of the moon [is] sufficient...to awaken in the superstitious brain fearful forebodings of impending calamity."

It has been known for ages, those who roll skeeballs on a lunar eclipse are in direct battle with the rotations of the lunar tides. The Lindskee Lohans, though far superior in skeellz than most, were set for victory but, in all fairness, they never really had a chance. We were doomed from the beginning, just as our fellow skeeball masters centuries ago were. The rotation of our (skee)balls was compromised by the tides of the moon and we were destined for a painful defeat. This surprising upset inspired great emotion in all involved.


Bryce was angry.
Lex was disappointed.
Jenn was sad. Eric was looking somewhere else.

Kim was....
Kimfused. (i just snorted writing that)

Everyone was cold.
T'was a night to forget.

15 minutes can last a lifetime

Dearest fans,

In recent times we have received countless inquiries and requests regarding "shout-outs" on the 52w14 blog. While we appreciate your enthusiasm and dedication, these "shout-outs" are not easy to come by and will not be handed out with reckless abandon. Please keep in mind that the very existence of this blog is based on fun, not just ordinary fun, but fun to the highest degree. In order to maintain the highest level of excellence (in the name of not only ourselves but also our valued fans) we must remain exclusive and discerning. Recently, one such blogger has taken the groveling to a new level, harassing your dear authors to no end via the wonder that is the information superhighway. We are not trying to be cliquish or discriminative, but rather particular and classy. Some of us are of the belief that "you live you learn", and there is no better way to live/learn than via embarrassment. And so remember, be careful what you wish for....

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We had a time. It was Medieval.

Twas a dreary winter day when we gathered for the most lavish of feasts. Rumors were afoot of what awaited us at the Lyndhurst castle but our greatest inspiration came from the unknown. We would say goodbye to close friends, silverware would be forbidden, and the dreams of young knights would be shattered but through it all we knew we must preserve our honor. We accepted the challenge and boarded a magical cart (disguised as a bus) that would transport us, the most talented of knights and fairest of maidens, to the greatest jousting competition in all of the land.
Upon arriving in Lyndhurst, New Jersey we soon learned that trouble was afoot. We had arrived over two hours early, and would need sustenance to survive the cold and danger that was sure to come. We explored the dangerous terrain and were lucky enough to come across a wise tavern owner who informed us that all was not well in the kingdom. It appeared word of the feast had spread and our great mortal enemies were attempting to cavort with us in the very same castle! We knew we must protect ourselves so we quickly donned our liquid armor and prepared for battle.
We entered the castle and were pleased to find a glorious party underway. We were blessed with crowns of the most honorable colors (red-and -yellow) and welcomed with open arms and utmost respect by the kingdom's royalty. Romance was in the air (we were lucky enough to document the beautiful and seductive glances our fair maidens directed towards the most dashing of the knights), the swords (made of only the finest wood) glimmered, and the wine was abundant.




Suddenly the grand hall was invaded by fierce and agile knights, disguised as young children, who began to attack our party. The battle was gruesome and the opponents worthy but we soldiered on and kept our heads high.







We refused to be defeated and fought with all our might. Well, most of us... our dear poet was too weak of heart and spirit to maintain his bearings in the face of such danger.






After what seemed like hours of difficult sword fighting we came out victorious and entered the dining hall with our heads held high.








We ate and drank plentifully, sharing laughter and tears, and watched our knight joust with incredible skill and courage. The air was filled with excitement and great pride for our dear red-and-yellow knight. Although all were high on life, some in our party were more animated and unruly than others.




Unbeknownst to us at the time, it appears a sorceress had placed a magical potion in our poet's drink which cause him to hallucinate. He grabbed what he thought was a sword (yet was actually a wine glass), and launched it in the direction of what he thought was a dragon (yet was actually a simple peasant woman). Those of us with more nobility and grace in the party were alarmed, and the castle guards responded swiftly.
We were informed that the safety of the castle had been compromised and we would have to be escorted out through the secret back door. (Yes, we got kicked out). Being the noble people we are, we exited the castle with our heads held high, and vowed to seek revenge against the evil sorceress who jinxed our knight.




Despite the excitement and glory, it had been a long afternoon and we were weary from battle.
Some wanted to call it quits but we knew our journey was not yet over as we must make it home to our loved ones.






We went, we drank, we ate, we jousted, we CONQUERED. Lyndhurst would never be the same. Neither would we...

THE END.

"im so annoying"-lex

Leroy Butthead Kaplan.

this is our dog, leroy...52 w 14th would be stupid without him...he is the absolute love of our lives...the fact that he was not the very first post on this blog is both pathetic and shameful on our parts.

Lex and the bee.

Lex: You spelled lens wrong
Jenn: How did i spell it
Lex: L-e-n-s
Jenn: Yea...
Lex: It's l-e-n-s-e
(pause, silence)
Oh.

Are you Skeerious? The Lindskee Lohan's won?!

They said it couldn't be done. They were wrong.







Skeeson 8 has begun and the Lindskee Lohan's are off to a rip-rolling start. It truly was a record breaking night, the Lindskee's got their highest score of all time, won their first game of the skeeson, and are not only undefeated but also unplayed (our opponents forfeited, and we got the winner pins to show for it). Last night was a special one, we got to see old friends like the Skee.E.O.'s and our coach Jerry Juice, Lex got tanked in more ways than one (she drank, she fell, and had her crotch doused in freezing water), Bryce brought the testosterone (and beat lex in wii tennis--thrice), Kim forgot to wear pants, and Jenn lunged her way to bar mingling glory. We laughed, we drank, we rolled, we WON.

Skee you next week
xoxo
~Lindskee Lohans

She's so pretty

So last night me(lex) and Korean Kim were going to pick up a toothbrush at kims so she could come sleepover(like she always does). Then mike or mark or i dont know...one of her bouncer friends from the living room was like kim...you better get in here...norah jones is playing...so we went in..and she was! it rocked.

Kay is for...

This is our friend Kim. You might know her from the (work in progress--applications welcome) all Asian girl pop group Sheldon's Child. These days she is most likely to be spotted on the futon with the General (Tsao). She likes Asia, Korean food, coffee, r&b, grass, puppies, and us. We are hoping Kim is released from internet-non-addict boot camp and becomes a frequent visitor (and poster?!?!!?) on our dear blog.

woops.

yesterday i was giving a presentation on widgets. instead i called them midgets.