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so ever since iphone added picture messaging on friday, alli and i have been really into texting eachother photos of whatever we're doing. (i spent the weekend in indiana. it made for very exciting parts of my day). now that im back, its rainy and i got in bed with leroy and put on the dolphins game and sent alli this photo.then she responded with this photo.weird, huh?

butts everywhere.

doesn't it look like radcliffe's pooing into leroys ear and leroy's barfing out poo?

my parents just tried jimmy johns for the first time.

"i cant take my mouth off this jimmy johns"-abbey kaplan (that's my dad. he has a girl name)

today's breakfast

how come nobody told me how fun office life is?

1st best nights of my life.

ok...so long story short, i got picked to be in taylor swifts vma performance. i know i know..dream come true. anyways, i got to bring a friend (thank god because some talyor swift fans can be quite irritating). so about 3 weeks ago jayne and i filmed the first half of it on an nyc subway car til like 4am. we were dancing so close to her that she smacked me in the face with her hair. then, at the end, we hugged and i told her i loved her and it turns out she loves me too! today we got to go to the awards to film the 2nd half of her performance cuz that part was live. obviously we began the night by posing on the red carpet like any vma star would.right before we were about to go on..the producer came down with the look of death on her face. she told us that taylor won best female video, but in the middle of her speech, vagina-face-kanye came up on the stage and said that beyonce deserved the award more than her. taylor came down to us in tears. but since shes the amazing fantastic girl that she is, she sucked it up and rocked it. and now...here is the long awaited "world blog premeire" of my mtv debut!!!!

New Music - More Music Videos

at the end, super awesome beyonce won best video and let taylor come on and have the spotlight and let her give her acceptance speech. kanye made taylor the star of the show. suck on that ass face!

LexTV

In case you've somehow the past 50 posts Alexis has done about her favorite singer, Lex will actually be live in Taylor Swift's performance tonight at the VMAs. She's been there all day, yet was kind enough to take the time away from her rehearsals to send me an update:

Leroy and I are eagerly awaiting her big debut.

Jenn's Dream Bestie #23

This morning I woke up to this glorious email from Mags
Even though he doesn't know how to spell my name, his message proves he understands my pov:

"Jens dream... Road?

Gypsy merchant opportunity?

Place ever?"

what did YOU get leroy for his birthday?

first off, at midnight, my mom sent him this HILARIOUS ecard (make sure you have your sound up). then, not only did i get to bring him to work on his birthday, but my new office/jenns office (oh yes, we work together now) got him this amazing birthday cake and a pig ear.if he wasnt full enough from that, his aunt jayne, knowing how much he loves to eat poo, got him this sweet new toy that freaks me out every time i see it on my brand new white comforter.unfortunately, his party got rained out, but it will be rescheduled and he will be able to enjoy his poochini at a later date.

Overheard in 52w14 #20

Alexis while checking next week's DVR schedule:

"OH MY GOD...REGIS AND KELLY on OPRAH!!"

leroy will only turn 4 once.

join us.

dan humphrey saved my life.

today was my first day of work and lucky for me it was blood drive day! unfortunately, after giving blood i went to the gym and learned the unfortunate lesson that working out after giving blood is not a good idea. even though i was getting all dizzy i refused to quit. then, all of the sudden, my knight in shining armor walked in. gossip girls own dan humphrey was right in front of my face. i quickly came to the conclusion that it would be way too embaressing to puke all over the eliptical in front of him, so i made the responsible decision to get off and go home and eat a cheeseburger.

today this is my favorite song

it's probably yours now too, right?