we are going to bed with stomach aches.

goodnight.

2nd best night of my life.

ive seen some pretty serious concerts in my life. ive seen crosby stills nash and young, phish (8 billion times), britney spears, neil diamond, mc hammer, boyz II men. ok ill stop now but the list goes on and on. my point is, last night taylor swift was the absolute BESTTTTTTTT ever of all time. lindsay and i will never be the same.taylor was so fuking cute and grateful to be performing at madison square garden. she said, "ive been waiting my whole life to say this. whats up madison square garden!!" and shed like stop all the time and just take it in and listen to the crowd and she literally had tears in her eyes. shes just the absolute most awesome cutest person ever.
you'll find out about the 1st best night of my life in due time...

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jaynes running a race to help cure breast cancer. give her all your money. go here and type in jayne miranda.

Jenn's Dream "Me in 30 years" #22

Thanks to one of my all time favorite blog[ger]s, Jeff (aka Cold Splinters) for this inspirational photo:

*Updated: While i was busy sharing this beautiful imagery with you readers, this happened...
(my dream arrow added for emphasis)

#1 most effective way to block the sun.

temperatures in nyc FINALLY got into the 90s today(yay). lucky for jayne, she wore this lovely tiny hat she picked up in bolivia in order to keep the bright sun out of her eyes.

stick to the original.

i really don't know what to think about t-pains remix(?) of the miami dolphins fight song. im pretty positive i hate it. i like the version ms. kadison taught me in kindergarten way better.

you can listen here if you want, but don't say i didn't warn you.

Ocean Puppies

Lex and I went to go see The Cove today. Lex bawled during at least half of the movie. However, I didn't even make fun of her because it was totally tearworthy. Not only are dolphins incredibley intelligent & awesome, they also love belly rubs--just like Leroy.
You guys should check out the movie. And save the whales.

reason #894975 that summer is better than winter.

a taylor swift dance off

i accidentally promised my extra taylor ticket to 4 different people, so i did what any normal person would do. i turned to my favorite rom-com, fever pitch, for inspiration. 4 poeple (jayne, jenn, lindsay, and caity) have been chosen to participate in the first ever, "A Taylor Swift Dance Off" presented by part of 52w14. If they choose to enter (which which obviously they will), they will be competing to pay me $85.

the dance off will consist of different rounds such as, freeze dance, tie dance, freestyle dance, etc(suggestions welcome). i will supply the alcohol. to be fair, they will be judged not on skill, but rather on effort and creativity. obviously the choice of music will be all taylor all the time. if you'd like to be a judge and/or just come to cheer them on/laugh at them, email me for details. good luck to all the contestants.

Vail, Colorado

Home of the worlds most beautiful pedicure

finally!!!!!!

from now on, my face permanently looks like this:do you wanna know why? it's because i finally scored myself a pair of these bad boys!!! after months and months of begging and pleading to anyone who'd listen, i finally got me some tickets to FINALLY see taylor swift at madison square garden!!! and i didn't pay $687 like they're charging on stubhub.com, i paid face valueeeeeee. the countdown to august 27 officially begins now!

jimmy johns a la chicago

my absolute most favorite lindsay was in chicago this weekend and basically missed her flight in order to bring me back a sub from jimmy johns. luckily there were crazy storms in ny and her flight got delayed, so she made it onto the plane (with subs in hand).i tried to photograph the delicious tuna sub, but it disapeared too quickly.

wtf.

this morning i walked into yoga and there was a 9 foot tall furry purple monster standing there.it left before class started and nobody ever spoke of it again.