Our MTv Debut

Britney Spears drove right by the 52w14 corner. we have proof. you all better have watched her mtv doc. her life is nuuuuuuuuts. and not just because she hangs out in our hood.

Happy Thanksgiving from Miami

Love, 52w14

I <3 John McSwain

John McSwain wanted "a phrase that would reference heart attacks. I love cheeseburgers--I'll just keep eating them until i die." He's still waiting for the day a restaurant will feed him a free burger inspired by the ink spot. "I'll get the name of the restaurant inked on the ketchup."-edible brooklyn

puck you mees!

we've got a new favorite show. this dude plays three different characters and he rocks. please watch it so they don't take it away from us. hbo. sunday night @ 10:30 "Summer Heights High is, for lack of a better description, like Amy Sedaris and Ricky Gervais spawning a child who grows up to star on The Hills."-ny mag

You Still Can't Do That on Television

Overheard in 52w14 #10

"I'm not a sex lesbian. I'm just a feelings lesbian." -LEXbian Kaplan

Milk Moustaches just got more Handsome

procrastination.

i was working on my never ending portfolio when i discovered this super fun game. i was doing a project with jelly beans and pistachios (ya, im serious). then leroy accidentally banged into the table and messed everything up. but then i realized he made somewhat of a turtle..so i tweeked it and made it into a real life pistachio and jelly bean turtle.then i'd just mix em up and see what happened.rose? balloon? sperm? sorry...had to.flying leroy?whatever you want it to be....im so deep...bwahaha.

ok back to work. later.

R.I.P K.I.M

We've said it before and we'll say it again, "It's always a good time in New Jersey." Before our delicious, epic, fantastic trip to the long island ale house (yes, exactly the same as the one in florida), we ventured to the liberty science center in jersey city with the hopes of learning lots of new and exciting things. we learned about prehistoric sea monsters in the countries biggest dome imax, did arts and crafts, saw funny lookin animals, and got asked what grade we were in.

52w14 was representing in the virtual graffiti section. first in modern times..
then in ancient times..
kalen was forced to endure her greatest fear in life: she watched someone perform surgery on a banana.kim had way too much fun.
so much fun that she died.

dumbass.

jenn just accidentally washed her face with toothpaste instead of FACE wash.
"Oh my god, it's burning!"-jenn

Science Fair 2008

Research Question: Is an Eggo that has been frozen in an unsealed package for approximately 2 years, still edible?

Hypothesis: Alexis believes that an Eggo that has been in her freezer for 2 years in unsealed packaging is worth trying to eat.

Experimental Design:
Materials: Eggo (freezer burn of aprx. 2 years), toaster oven

Variables: Time, Monsters, Matt-Damon-Freezer-Guard, Broken Toaster

Control: Old Eggos left in freezer by unknown.

Research:
Collect Data
Smell, Taste, Listen, Touch, See
Procedure:
Extract, Insert, Toast, Wait
Results:



Conclusion: Leggo my Eggo I Beggo

Lost and Found

if you see a body walking around..tell him i found his head in madison square park

Jenn's Dream Man #5

Further proof those who wear tie-dye are totally awesome. (click to see it in its full glory)
(thanks dre)

Never go to High School Deroda!

So I was in San Francisco this weekend to see those I love dearly out west. I used this awesome super fun weekend, and the joys of my favorite holiday (Halloween), to help promote a very important cause. The Teleporting Puppy.

They're Getting a Puppy!

We all knew that tonight was going to be an important night.


We got to Ludlow for an election party and I was kindly surprised to see some friends of mine had made a little birthday party for me. I recieved all kinds of certificates, like those stating I could throw TWO fireballs at close range at Tina's face. Plus Alex Uhlmann touched my thigh.


Despite the sexy distractions we soon remembered why we were there. It was for that awesome Barackin' dude. Thank goodness everyone dressed in the appropriate attire to celebrate the night.


And then...WE WIN!

So we went out to cheer on the streets, the spot where the BIG APPLE really thrives. Everyone was just about running into the streets, hugging, and high-fiving strangers. It was supah fly.
Plus, we got a totally sweet [not so sneak] peek at the future.
I hope a Mutt, Lex says some kind of Doodle. So, what kind of puppy are the Obama's are getting?
Puppy!

A Fly Girl Halloween

just imagine that boyz II men's Motown Philly is playing...

A New High for 52w14

I'm FLYING. In the air. On my way from SF to THE BIG APPLE. Obviously as soon as I got on I knew I had to blog from the plane. Alli had talked to me from the air once, but I just had to try it myself. At first I was a little embarrassed so I took pictures like this, trying to be secretive.
Then I realized I'M FLYING. So I started taking pictures like this. Cause there ain't no shame in blogging from space.
I CAN EVEN VCHAT. Lex decided to try and make it look like she was flying too, and it even looks a little like I'm in a cloud. Which I probably am. Because I'm Flying. Now the woman next to me definitely might think I'm a bit of a loser.

My sadness at leaving some of those I love behind in SF is totally being alleviated a little by the fact that I feel another step closer to teleporting.

peter piper picked a pecker

so i get to kim's early on all hallows eve so we can choreograph our fly girl dance (video arriving shortly). anyways, our favorite vagina baby, alex uhlmann walks in the apt from just waiting in an incredibly long line to purchase his last minute halloween costume. and then he says lex!! you're gonna love my costume. and he pulls it out and says, "i'm a pickle seller!!!" and i said, "you're right! i do love that costume!!!" It was like a barrel with suspenders and hes inside ya know? so he goes to put it on and hes like uh oh theres only one arm hole. thats so weird. then he realized that in actuality, he had purchased the worlds most dirtiest costume in all of nyc. that one hole was not for his arm...
"no wonder the chick at the register looked at me like that when i went to pay..."-alex uhlmann

Sorry Dad...

But if you're gonna send me an email like this...Then this is going to happen...Oh, come on. you asked for it.

Happy Birthday Aunt Jenny

Love, Leroy

Ps: please come home soon. we miss you. and my mom keeps whining about how she has to wait for time warner and theres nobody here to get her shake shack.