peter piper picked a pecker

so i get to kim's early on all hallows eve so we can choreograph our fly girl dance (video arriving shortly). anyways, our favorite vagina baby, alex uhlmann walks in the apt from just waiting in an incredibly long line to purchase his last minute halloween costume. and then he says lex!! you're gonna love my costume. and he pulls it out and says, "i'm a pickle seller!!!" and i said, "you're right! i do love that costume!!!" It was like a barrel with suspenders and hes inside ya know? so he goes to put it on and hes like uh oh theres only one arm hole. thats so weird. then he realized that in actuality, he had purchased the worlds most dirtiest costume in all of nyc. that one hole was not for his arm...
"no wonder the chick at the register looked at me like that when i went to pay..."-alex uhlmann