Leroy's the only dumb blonde left

There are now officially two brunette's in 52w14.

Pre 52w14

I just discovered some hidden photos on my puter. It turns out, before we had this wonderful blog, we came across many blogworthy people. One of them being this fine lady.
At first she might seem like a normal woman hanging out at the Madison Square Dog park. But, if you look closely, you can see she's anything but normal.

the coooooolest kid around

Silly rabbit

Dear JackRabbit,

In the past month you might have noticed my roommate Alexis and I staring at your window display and giggling every time we walk by. As if 14th street didn't bring us enough entertainment already, you happened to have the greatest window display of all time up.


But now it appears you have taken the rabbit out of his face-plant/downward-dog pose and stood him up. Lame. So PLEASE, return to your genius ways and make us totally swoon on your window display skillz all over again.

Thanks,
52 w 14

Dis Island is on Fiya

We woke up on the last day of summer and went to Fire Island in our ZIPster car. We proceeded to spend the whole day flirting with each other on the beautiful beach.



After hours of fun in the sun we decided it was time to do what any reasonable person would do when they have access to a car...go to Chili's. We refused to get directions, and instead decided to rely on our internal Chili's radars. After driving 45 minutes out of our way we found our oasis.

we got a new pet.

jenn was looking for her phone in the chair. then she found a tamagotchiwe think it might be kims.


***Update***

Our friends are fun.

So while your whole I almost got stabbed/near death experience was pretty interesting, I was really more impressed by the fact that when you fell off your bike in the middle of the Manhattan bridge, you cracked up and proceeded to lay there long enough to take this picture of yourself.

For this we salute you Jelson Lee Innocent.

Just in case you forgot...

Leroy is perfect.

I win.

As promised, I am revealing who won the velociraptor off: Jennifer Michelle Heinen I.Sadly, no one guessed correctly (or at all) because you were all too busy bragging about things that are not true. Please click on the image below for a more detailed account of our investigation.

Honesty is the best policy, and since you guys are all liars non of you win the prize: a trip to Cancun with yours truly. Too bad. So sad. Losers.

**Update: There is a winner of another prize
Mazel Tov to Alexis Kaplan for winning Sorest Loser

Who wins?

Lex and I have been bickering a lot lately (all in love of course). In an effort to decide once and for all who has better essential life skills we took a little test.

I could survive for 54 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

Created by Bunk Beds Pedia

I could survive for 38 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

Created by Bunk Beds Pedia

Please guess who won--and why--in the comment section. We also encourage you to post your own scores. The best answer will receive a special prize. We will be announcing the true champion tomorrow evening.

Attention Guests of 52W14

You might be wondering why we havent posted all week. Well its becuase we've decided it's time we end our days of living like frat boys. Jenn and I spent the entire weekend Cloverfielding the apt. I know its shocking but we did crazy and outrageous things like this:

and this:

There was even this really difficult part of the weekend where we had to be seperated cuz our management company hasnt yet built us the retractable wall we want between our rooms. I got very lonely cloverfielding all by myself so i insited on letting technology bring us together.


Now we need a little help from you guys. When you're over here having the time of your life, empty food wrappers now belong in the garbage and when its rainy and you come over, shoes stay outside. when you're all done with your beer bottle, it should get recycled. know what i mean?

we also did a little redesign. comment your thoughts.

THANKS!!!! xoxo ttyl love ya smooches!

Happy Birthday Leroy Butthead.

My beautiful son, Leroy, is turning 3 on Wednesday. In order to celebrate we threw him the birthday party of all birthday parties.



We all watched on (nicholas watched even harder) as he downed his delicious Poochini at the Shake Shack.

Leroy says: I know my mom guilt tripped you all into coming to my party, but I don't care because Kalen and Nicholas tie-dyed me this beautiful american apparel v neck muscle T(they're from williamsburg...) and jayne got me this giant cheeseburger toy. Thank you all for coming. It was my best birthday yet.

Cell Phone Grilling

This weekend Mei came to visit. It was wonderful to see her, it was even more wonderful to see her grill her indestructible Sonim cell phone.

It still works. I miss her/it already.

Overheard in 52w14 #9

"What a COOL life...you solve your problems with dancing...!"

[while watching Step It Up 2 w/ Pop'ems]
-Alexis

All you Need is Love

Sunday night (the last night of of bestie summer) we went to Russia. It was arranged by the beautiful and talented Julia to celebrate the visit of our dear pal Lindsay. Not only was our celebration held at the beautiful Tatiana Restaurant, but it was also an all star crew of lovers.

As one always should for celebrations, we dressed in our classiest garbs and hit the restaurant/night club with a vengeance. I'd always thought I was going to have to go to Vegas to see Love (the cirque du soleil beatles show) but apparently Tatiana Restaurant has its own version. It was truly spectacular.
Alexis's dress was also pretty special and quite the hit with the fly hunnies.
Not to mention it looked incredible on the dance floor...

(please pump the volume for this one)

(yes that was not just one, but TWO turns)

And of course, Doc found yet another lady friend to spend the whole evening with. Please note that she is wearing two different dresses over the course of the night. This means that grandma Russia went into the bathroom, got naked, and put on a second dress to impress her young friend.
Love truly was in the air that night and magical things were bound to happen. Despite his deep love for the Russian cougar Doc proposed to me! It was so special that the club even made it snow on the dance floor to congratulate us (aka the Russian version of Makin it Rain)After the club we decided to go down to the beach and go swimming which was pretty awesome. Luckily we evaded the authorities and were not arrested naked on Coney Island. On the train ride home we were not so lucky and were kicked off the train by some cop (because Kim and Kevin were laying down sleeping). We were then forced to wait 45 minutes for the next train. Thankfully when I finally made it back to Union Square I met a gentleman from Toronto who held my hand, massaged it, told me nyc is the best city in the world because there is ocean on both sides, and walked me home on his way to "the meat factory." I don't know how he missed the incredible rock I was sporting...

Birthday Boy in 52w14

everyone's invited!