shattered dreams.

for the last three years, lindsay and i have been trying to make it up to buffalo for their annual chicken wing festival in hopes of entering (and winning) the miss chicken wing pageant. two years ago we missed it becuase i was in miami. this year we couldnt go becuase lindsay was in a wedding. next summer we are going, no questions asked. her mom was even trying to plan lindsays wedding for that same weekend, but lindsay said she had more important things to do.now that september 4-5 is marked in lindays outlook (that means its official), i started doing my research on what we need to do to prepare for the miss buffalo wing pageant. i found the details here and discovered some incredibly unfortunate news.

Contestants must be single and never married, not pregnant and between the ages of 17 and 23.

not only is silly lindsay going off and getting married a month before, BUT we are old folks who arent allowed to enter!! can you beleive it??? does anyone know how to get us ny state 23 year old fake id's??? regardless, were still going. we have 11 months and 16 days to figure out how to be a non married, non pregnant, 23 year old, chicken wing loving new yorker.