It seems i need to start eating more cheeseburgers

Grub Street put up a list of the 82 most notable nyc burgers. ive lived in this city for almost 5 years, and most of you know how i feel about cheeseburgers. unfortunately, it seems i have only tried 18 of these notable burgers. unacceptable in my opinion. i blame the shake shack. i always thought, "why would i wanna try another burger when i can just have a perfect shack burger?"but now after seeing the numbers, ive decided to start branching out a bit more (sorry shake shack, you'll always be number 1). lucky for me, my dads in town, so i get to start tonight. i picked the new french. not only does that photo look stupidly delicious, but it has brisket meat and pickles and spicy aioli and two different kinds of cheese.
on a side note, will someone please buy me this? (thanks, b)