giant yellow plastic bracelet.

last night we gotta go to this diesel party and see passion pit and clipse w/ kanye and cobra starship without blair (sad face) and the roots with lykke li (the dopest).i woke up this morning with this beautiful bracelet on. dare me to never take it off?

one time, in 7th grade i went to a no doubt concert with my friend lauren. we had the SICKEST seats and we got these amazing pink plastic bracelets that said, "you are now entering the moshing area." i kept mine on for 6 months until it turned white and they made me take it off for softball.

...i dont think im gonna do that this time though.

jenn!!!!!

why the fuck did you just throw my brand new underwear in my dinner???!!!!!**she seriously just did that.

Mad Men, starring 52w14

I MadMen-ized us. doesnt it look EXACTLY like us? (NOTTTT! ...haha thats fun to say). the only one that looks slightly realistic is leroy.
now listen up, just because i turned us into mad men, doesnt mean im all caught up. i still have to watch all of season 2 minus the first episode so dont ruin anything for me.

lucky dude.

so, im sure most of you have read a thing or two about these secret private dumpster pools in brooklyn. but all those articles pretty much say nothing about how to actually go swimming in these magical pools. This lucky dude got to go in and wrote the best/happiest blog post about his perfect nyc summer day.

Owning a Pet 101

Sometimes at 52w14 we can't help but take off our clothes and put them on Leroy. This one time Leroy wore Lex's shirt and it was too long on him and he fell on his face running to open the door for his friend Kim.
But that was nothing compared to how handsome he looked the time we put cut-offs on him.
*Authorities, please don't take Leroy away from us. He's actually really loved.

my dream puppies

i have a big thing for dogs with disabilities. one day i promise ill own a one eyed and/or three legged dog. until then, perfect little leroy will have to do. luckily, i have this awesome website to hold me over.

billy the adult.

last night we went to billys VERY grown up birthday party. his blog is our absolute favorite and he's recently taken a little blogging break. this is why we think you should all annoy him to start again, because we miss mr mundo very much.

It seems i need to start eating more cheeseburgers

Grub Street put up a list of the 82 most notable nyc burgers. ive lived in this city for almost 5 years, and most of you know how i feel about cheeseburgers. unfortunately, it seems i have only tried 18 of these notable burgers. unacceptable in my opinion. i blame the shake shack. i always thought, "why would i wanna try another burger when i can just have a perfect shack burger?"but now after seeing the numbers, ive decided to start branching out a bit more (sorry shake shack, you'll always be number 1). lucky for me, my dads in town, so i get to start tonight. i picked the new french. not only does that photo look stupidly delicious, but it has brisket meat and pickles and spicy aioli and two different kinds of cheese.
on a side note, will someone please buy me this? (thanks, b)

mother of the year.

1st place: alexisrunner up: "what do you think would happen if we poured water all over him?"-jenn

*disclaimer: no leroy was harmed in the making of this blog post

Overheard in 52w14 # 19

Alex: "It's not like I'm gay. I just cut my hair short so I can wear tank tops."

jealous.

my parents get to live in colorado all summer and sometimes when they wake up in the morning, this is what they see.