tiger woods is hot.

Disclaimer: there were absolutely NO cameras or phones allowed in the us open, so you're just gonna have to deal with my crappy illustrations.

this morning i woke up at 5 30am to go meet the barron clan + russ (who so very kindly provided me w/ a free us open ticket). i had never seen golf live and i wanted to make sure i was gonna fit in so i rolled up my jeans and put on my sharpest pair of argyle socks.lindsay and russ were the only two with passes to the free food and booze tent. lindsay, being the awesome/classy girl that she is, didnt want the rest of us to go w/ out free food and booze. so every so often shed go into the tent and stuff her sweater with food and sneak it out to us.(that drawing is not at all an exaggeration)it had been cloudy all day then all the sudden the sun came out more powerful than ever. i realized my shoulders were burning, so i decided to go sit under a tree and get some shade. i laid down all ready to start relaxing, when the cutest old man volunteer came running towards me asking if i was ok. i didnt really know what he was talking about and said, "of course im ok, im just relaxing." he said, "ok well take this cold water. are you sure you're ok?" it was super nice but i really had no idea why he was so concerned. then i got home and caught a little glimpse of my burnt shoulders...i think the water wasnt so much for drinking but more to put out the fire on my back....