I managed to find another job that doesnt pay money!

starting this week, ill be working at the putting lot in bushwick from 4-8 on thursdays. its off the jefferson L stop. its gonna be dope so come hang out.

Is this really what I'm up against?

he's back

remember nerdo? well last night he came in town and 52w14 time traveled all the way back to 2008. All that was missing was a hektor and an alex chung.

tiger woods is hot.

Disclaimer: there were absolutely NO cameras or phones allowed in the us open, so you're just gonna have to deal with my crappy illustrations.

this morning i woke up at 5 30am to go meet the barron clan + russ (who so very kindly provided me w/ a free us open ticket). i had never seen golf live and i wanted to make sure i was gonna fit in so i rolled up my jeans and put on my sharpest pair of argyle socks.lindsay and russ were the only two with passes to the free food and booze tent. lindsay, being the awesome/classy girl that she is, didnt want the rest of us to go w/ out free food and booze. so every so often shed go into the tent and stuff her sweater with food and sneak it out to us.(that drawing is not at all an exaggeration)it had been cloudy all day then all the sudden the sun came out more powerful than ever. i realized my shoulders were burning, so i decided to go sit under a tree and get some shade. i laid down all ready to start relaxing, when the cutest old man volunteer came running towards me asking if i was ok. i didnt really know what he was talking about and said, "of course im ok, im just relaxing." he said, "ok well take this cold water. are you sure you're ok?" it was super nice but i really had no idea why he was so concerned. then i got home and caught a little glimpse of my burnt shoulders...i think the water wasnt so much for drinking but more to put out the fire on my back....

copyright infringement

There has been construction going on down the street for over a year now. jenn and i were positive they were building us a pool for summer(which we would obviously have free access to as fellow 14th streeters). not only is it not a pool, but they are also biting our style. Dr. Alli, can we sue?

Attack of the Zack

As if going to a Phish show on Sunday night wasn't enough of a blast from the past...

Zack Morris is back.

Overheard in 52w14 #18

Alexis: I'll never forget that party I threw. Where I bought six cases of Smirnoff Ice. That's all there was, Smirnoff ice."
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Alexis [in reference to this post]: "You should say it's when I was in 9th grade. So people know I was being serious."

like mother, like son.

ya know how they say dogs often act like their owners?well my dog takes it to a whole new level.