this little piggy didnt get any roast beef

Dear This Little Piggy Had Roast Beef,

I was so excited when I read that the Artichoke boys were opening a restaurant entirely dedicated to roast beef. I found out you opened two days ago and that you have a roast beef, au jous, and cheese whiz sandwich. I came to see you as soon as I could. I even went outside in 16 degree (feels like 9) weather. Why on earth were you closed on a sunday at 1pm??????? You just opened three days ago! Lucky for you, I'm willing to give you another chance. I plan on coming to see you again one night this week. Please don't let me down this time.

Thanks,
Alexis

Shut the Front Door v.2

best meeting ever.

i just placed an order for 14 shack burgers, 8 fries, 3 cheese fries, 5 sides of shack sauce, 5 sides of pickles, 1 pint of salted caramel frozen custard, one pint of chocolate frozen custard, and 4 black and white milk shakes.

Snow Tubing 101

I forgot to tell you about the time we went snow tubing. Lex had an awesome time.

Shut the Front Door v.1

last. lost (premiere). ever.

What: best/last ever lost premiere party, a bit like the last one we had.
When: 2.2.10
Where: the new 52w14
Who: those of you who know us well enough to contact us for an invite (yes, im pretending people who don't know us read this blog)

Buster's long lost brother.

YoGA at the MoMA

jessica dared me to break the whale skeleton statue while headstanding, but i couldn't reach.

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The (very) Long Awaited Return of the Mundo

Remember Billy--AKA Mr. Mundo? well he's one of our favorite blogger friends. Sadly he took a long break to go on lots of rides at six flags (<----SixFlags Mike took over for SixFlags Billy) and eat millions of spicy chicken sandwiches at wendys. but lucky for us, he's finally decided to return to the sphere. Check out his new blog. There'll be lots more to come from him, so be prepared.

cheeseburgers...made out of cake and brownies...

the inspiration:my hamburger helpers:the final product:thanks for the recipe, samir.

the mysterious disapearance of gumby

jenn went to colorado, so i was in charge of buster at the office today. he was hard to keep track of becusae theres literally a queue for whose desk he gets to be at next. around 4 30ish, i finally got to have him on my desk. I realized his gumby toy was missing and i could tell he wanted it because w/ out it he was stuck playing w/ this guy...
i sent an email to the whole office to see if anyone knew what happened to gumby. finally, the mystery disapearance was solved. "I may know where it is, but its gonna cost you.."

Excuses, Excuses

Remember that time I tried to be a vegetarian again for a month? But then Mags tricked me and I forgot in the first week. Well, that's kind of how my promise to Lex I'd step back on the blogging train is going...
Buster and I have been so busy at our other job we just haven't had enough time to be interesting. However, we hope to take a ride on the Information Superhighway with ya'll in the near future. Until then, additional photo/video footage of Buster are available upon request.

Jenn's Dream Wallet #25

I know that you're all obviously aware of how jenn feels about tye die, but what you don't know about is her almost equal love for duct tape. Our friend Annie came over the other night and whipped this baby out.Jenn would really appreciate it if one of our readers expressed their love for this blog by making one for her. you can purchase the duct tape here and learn how to make it here. thanks.

my fame continues

Just so you know, i signed a waiver to be on the city last night. and you thought my 15 minutes were up....